SEVEN THINGS I WOULD BE ARRESTED FOR IF I OWNED THE FERRARI 330 GTO.

This "One of A Kind" Ferrari 330 GTO won Best in Show Concours de Sport at Amelia Island.

SEVEN THINGS I WOULD BE ARRESTED FOR IF I OWNED THE FERRARI 330 GTO.

    1. Shattering speed-limit sensors everywhere I drove.
    2. Loitering. Because I would lean against that car anywhere and everywhere, just to look cool.
    3. Breaking the land speed record going to the grocery store.
    4. Practicing for the Daytona 500 – while driving the Daytona 500.
    5. Waiting for drawbridges to raise halfway, then launching myself over.
    6. Never leaving the car, even to bathe and shower.
    7. Screaming wildly every time I punched the accelerator.
One thing I wouldn’t be arrested for: winning the Amelia Island Concours de Sport. That honor has already gone to Jim Jaeger, who owns one of the first four-liter GTOs built by the Ferrari factory – and now, a prestigious show award.